made these little shits. Taste awesome. love me.
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
You’ve been so unavailable
Now sadly I know why
Your heart is unobtainable
Even though Lord knows you have mine
Dianna Agron in Sam Smith’s ‘I’m Not The Only One’ video (x)
“I’m Not The Only One" video starring Dianna Agron
you say i’m crazy ‘cause you don’t think i know what you’ve done
but when you call me baby i know i’m not the only one
you and me we made a vow
for better or for worse
i can’t believe you let me down
but the proof’s in the way that it hurts
Thank you so fucking much.
im in teaaars
I will never not reblog this because this guy right here is the best example you could ever have for how to care for an animal in need.
Props to this guy. Thank you for doing what the rest of us wernt around for.
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.